Thursday, April 7, 2011

No one can read the live under, all died laughing

 He said: yes ah. Can be thought that next door Who is it? I know him? Strange!
this time next asked: are you doing ah?
he was very angry and said: ah shit! To be doing this? !
next door asked, when do you go?
he thought: it is estimated that there are crazy people! He said the chagrin: left was finished! !
this time next asked: Which would you come here for a moment, shall we?
was surprised this person: CAO! Turned out to be gay!
he cursed: You TMD die, perverted!
next door said: Well, hang it, one will give you back here next to me a silly B! TMD old incumbent on me then! !
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a woman through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, do embrace the like, is the front foot. man fell to the ground crying, and said: are the third block, and I bother anyone with pieces of glass so hard to go home to What?
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Ge to the toilet once, Ge You ask a friend to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, came back, a large piece of wet pants. Friends: how wet your pants now? Ge: Since I became famous after the regular way. Friends: frequently? Ge: not! Is often sprinkled with the person next to suddenly turn the urine shouted: Food name, his wife gestures husband guess. Out on the big screen, Husband appears to be anxious, and blurted out: . . . .
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a bus home, found the wallet on the train without one yuan Ling Chao, a hurry, they took out a ten-dollar big ticket into the slot. Later, more and more convinced that useless, it will discuss with the driver, can not let my door, and the next passenger to be dropped into the slot of the money in his pocket? Drivers agreed. Car quickly drove to the next stop, a lot of people scrambling to get on the train. I blocked the door, on the first passenger said: Chou Chou the other driver, the driver nodded acquiescence. Thus, a dollar hand. Processing according to the law, and soon received eight of a dollar. Then came a big fellow, sturdy frame, shaved the board inch, bare tattoos. See me stopping him, angrily: cried: I saw his wallet from his pocket, handing me, long face, said: I am not a man, I fire, I said, you said I'm not, I took to show you the girls laughed, one of the most cattle, and said, as I'll dig ah ~~~~~~~~~~ card to the
7 out of a mouth and jumped onto the table slander dog in search of food, found a chicken, he tried to eat, the owner suddenly exclaimed: If you dare to the chicken how, I how about you! So the next chicken ass licking dog
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female colleagues in our unit go to the bank yesterday, by bus, car wearing a very brilliant young woman. There is a satyr on the past and stood behind her back and forth, and her physical contact. woman was furious and shouted back: you squeeze a J8 ah!! this time the car quiet, boring after a few seconds, the color man replied: 1 J8 car was laughing raucously. our colleagues say that's a few boys go and the thought of the girl is busy, but also music to die, then get off a station that pervert the
9 < br> shopping when a sudden pain in his stomach, so you can eat into the corner of the 199 pot shops, would like to take a toilet to use, but why I could not find searched the first floor, so I went to a second, The second floor is also decorated the empty nothing, but found to have a toilet door close * fault to be repaired, do not use *, I really could not help myself, though he thirty-seven the twenty-first, anyway, looked No, Tuolekuzai squatted on the toilet towards, Perak Para ... ... thrilled!! over, I went downstairs only to find empty, strange, a time when dinner is also almost a full house downstairs just say, how suddenly to empty it?? even waiters and reception were gone ... ... So I approached the counter, and asked: Students from the right to drill out the audience, and he said: Prison escape. He broke into homes in search of food and money one, they found a young couple in bed. So, he ordered her husband out of bed, and bound him in a chair. and then he will also tied his wife in bed, and long to kiss her neck, then went into the toilet. as fugitives in the toilet when the husband to his wife: He must be in prison too long, many years have not seen a woman, from the way he kisses your neck to see. If he wants to have sex with you, do not resist, do not complain, do as he says, no matter how devastated you must meet his requirements. He must be very dangerous, if he is angry, then we may be killed. You must hold on, baby, I love you. He told me he was gay, and he thinks you're cute, and asked my family have any Vaseline. I told him in the toilet. You must hold on, baby, I love you ...
11 in a remote mountain areas, water-based nature of a woman flowering, soon after the marriage, the men go out to do business in the house a woman having an affair with her lover. Matter to the half came to listen to footsteps outside the house, the woman hurried to her lover to wear sheepskin coat sheep pen in the backyard hiding. The man pulled a woman want to row back to intercourse, the woman refused, the man went to the backyard of hunger and thirst caught a sheep, the goat is a woman happened to her lover in disguise, after clouds and rain over the pages, the men meet the back room, then grab the middle of the night vent over the pages of the sheep. Morning, the men get up, remember last night, that the sheep do not have pages of taste, in turn to the back yard and is ready to act to seize the sheep, the sheep suddenly stood up and spoke: a sheep do? go to school because of road length, bored, when sitting next to a 35-year-old man with him in a word, the man mouth on to sentence: not extremely surprised, quite calm reply: ......the sentence:
 man going to the toilet, had just closed the door, heard next door to ask: Are you coming?

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